If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Create your own visual style... let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature.

Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate.

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

The essential is to excite the spectators. If that means playing Hamlet on a flying trapeze or in an aquarium, you do it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.

I started at the top and worked my way down.

Do not be deceived: bad company corrupts good morals.

I vowed after that day that I would be your hero too, no matter how long it took

Every man must get to heaven his own way.

I would like to do a period piece. I think that would be fun.

The goal every year is to win the Super Bowl, not just to get to the playoffs, not just to win a few games.

I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.

Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

The finishing stroke of all sorrow.

Whoa! I better lay off the peyote!

I feel like the earth, astonished at fragrance borne in the air, made pregnant with mystery from a drop of rain.