The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Whoever calls on the Savior, shall be saved.

God created us in His image, and He gave us an imagination with His imprint to create things for His glory!

Rome is all things high and low. It is like God, it accommodates so much.

We came to serve God and to get rich, as all men wish to do.

I've had a lot of arguments with people, but it's never really gotten physical.

Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick

There was a level on which I believed that what had happened remained reversible

It's nice when your dad can be your friend.

A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

There is never a beginning, there is never an end, to the inexplicable continuity of this web of God, but always circular power returning into itself.