A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens

I like the change then.” He held her hand again. “Change is inevitable and sometimes it is good.” He smiled.

Let us conduct ourselves so that all men wish to be our friends and all fear to be our enemies.

Riches may enable us to confer favors, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.

We're going to support the men and women of law enforcement.

I was there when God was put on trial....At the end of the trial, they used the word chayav, rather than 'guilty'. It means 'He owes us something'. Then we went to pray.

I change myself, I change the world.

The fear of seeing ourselves as we are ensures we will never see the end of our fears.

I must say, I hate money. But it's the lack of it I hate most.

Bod quite liked crows. He thought they were funny and he liked the way they helped to keep the graveyard tidy.