The 3 A's of awesome: attitude, awareness and authenticity.

You will never be as young as you are right now

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

Life's too short not to sleep when you feel like it.

Bakery air is that steaming hot front of thick, buttery fumes waiting for you just inside the door of a bakery. And I am just going to tell you straight up: That is some fine air!

I'm embarrassed every time I look a teacher in the eye, because we ask them to do so much for so little.

Happiness is thought to depend on leisure; for we are busy that we may have leisure, and make war that we may live in peace.

We didn't have practical model rockets in the '50s. The ones we made were very dangerous and the kids that played with them didn't have all their fingers, and sometimes were blind in one eye.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

I certainly hope my music is in no way, shape or form influenced by anything that would be known as a jam band. If it is, then I'm going to do something else.

The Management of money is, in much, the management of self. If heaven allotted to each man seven guardian angels, five of them, at least, would be found night and day hovering over his pockets.

I hit you and I beat you and I told you that I love you.

Given that we are passing the climate change bill, which is based on the supposition that the climate is getting warmer, let me point out that it is now snowing outside, in October.

There are so many ebbs and flows in life, but when you're raising small children, your family means everything.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.