Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

I make music for ears, not eyes

The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.

Beauty is only temporary, but your mind lasts you a lifetime.

Because the Bush Administration will set no timetable for the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq, both chambers of Congress acted to make sure our troops will not be left in Iraq indefinitely.

A simple line painted with the brush can lead to freedom and happiness.

I really get a chance to be a normal kid.

He realized that all his life he had been a nobody to everyone. What he now felt was the fear of his own oblivion. It was as though he did not exist.

Truth is too important to kill it in the streets for the sake of peace.

I was sick of playing high-school kids. I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China.

Through all of youth I was looking for you without knowing what I was looking for