The [Five Second Rule] has many variations, including The Three Second Rule, The Seven Second Rule, and the extremely handy and versatile The However Long It Takes Me to Pick Up This Food Rule.

Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.

If you refuse to accept nothing but the best you will often get it.

I embraced her and she did not object at all. She let herself be kissed and kissed back, but coolly, without conviction, absently, as if she were smoking a cigarette.

Let the moment come when nothing is left but life, and you will find that you do not hesitate over the fate of material possessions.

The reason that you call it 'grief' is because you've been programmed to believe that you should feel bad about death.

My philosophy has always been it's good to learn everything.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

The Lord my pasture shall prepare, And feed me with a shepherd's care; His presence shall my wants supply, And guard me with a watchful eye.

But Tommy Lee Jones is just smooth. He's just the real deal. I'm captivated by him because there's so little of that in Hollywood, and he just embodies it.

Proud, then, clear-eyed and laughing, go to greet Death as a friend!

A film has a sort of life over time, whereas a TV show comes up in your living room, and its immediate, and people write about it.