That's not to say that I'm a well-informed Catholic. I'm still in idiot.

The appetizer is just an excuse for an extra meal. Let's see, I will start with the eighty buffalo wings.

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon.

Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

I talk kinda slow, especially for the Northeast, so it was a way to beat [would-be hecklers] to the punch.

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.

The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.

Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

In the end, the type of parent you are is going to be something that you carry with you. ... Having multiple kids, it's been a gift in a way. It's keeping the priorities straighter.

Maybe black and white is the best medium for landscapes, I don't know.

Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.

It was not the people or the Roman soldiers who put Jesus on the cross - it was your sins and my sins that made it necessary for Him to volunteer His death.

If you are strangers to prayer you are strangers to power.

Without being aware of it, you take many things as being your identity: your body, your race, your beliefs, your thoughts.

Love comes quietly... / but you know when it is there.

So the false spider, when her nets are spread, deep ambushed in her silent den does lie.

There is no idea that does not carry in itself a possible refutation, no word that does not imply its opposite.

Oh, you can't describe someone you're in love with!