Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf. Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure. But th' shelf is th' main thing.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Her quickness of mind was like a hiss, a dart, a lethal bite.

The flower is here, so let's dance here.

Our internal life and external actions are steered by biological coctails to which we have neither immediate access nor direct acquaintance.

I see something that seems like standard fare, that I can imagine any number of actors playing, and I'm generally not interested.

Each person entering our world brings either a contribution or destruction.

When I met Paul Ryan 22 years ago, he was a student at Miami of Ohio volunteering on my campaign.

One of our problems today is that we are not well acquainted with the literature of the spirit. We re interested in the news of the day and the problems of the hour.

We will establish a new system that makes high-quality health care available to every American in a dignified manner and at a price he can afford.

The public want to see people play an exciting brand of cricket.

Heaven ain't hard to find; all you gotta do is look.