Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Because, once alone, it is impossible to believe that one could ever have been otherwise. Loneliness is an absolute discovery.

Extreme poverty is not only a condition of unsatisfied material needs. It is often accompanied by a degrading state of powerlessness.

My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

The first years of man must make provision for the last.

There are no permanent friends or permanent enemies, just permanent interests.

Ooh! Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake 'em. I ain't got none, but I'm planning on growing some. Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb... Dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones.

Food is definitely important part of your balanced diet.

I think I've always been good so God wouldn't strike me dead.

Knowledge of the soul is the only universal truth and the only wisdom - all other knowledge is transient.

Spiritual direction involves a process through which one person helps another person understand what God is doing and saying.