My compulsive thoughts aren't even thoughts, they're absolute certainties and obeying them isn't a choice.

Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write.

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.

Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.

I love [my parents], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that just be too weird?

I never got that show - Les Miz. It's about the French guy, right, who steals a loaf of bread, and then he suffers for the rest of his life. For Toast. Get over it!

If God didn't want you to have it, He would never have let you see it.

Rocher was on the floor, crawling on her stomach toward Jate's feet. "I love you..., " she kept repeating, in a demonic whisper. "I have to show you... my butt.

The male gender remembers only the things that entertain them.

Every victory and success that God will give you will make others jealous it will cause hatred and opposition as well

To tell my story, to touch lives.

At drama school, I always picked the really evil roles. It's a great way to deal with your everyday emotions.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

I don't mind bees and think we are all the better for having them around. I like the taste of honey.

Please, with the God talk. Hate to break it to you, but there is no God.

Prayer involves transformed passions. In prayer, real prayer, we begin to think God's thoughts after Him: to desire the things He desires, to love the things He loves, to will the things He wills.

SECRET is not a mystery, it is analization.

The only positive contribution to chess from Fischer in the last 20 years.