Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny.

Stories are webs, interconnected strand to strand, and you follow each story to the center, because the center is the end. Each person is a strand of the story.

The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their ulcers.

A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.

You learn very very quickly that it is mostly about swearing, actually. That's all you're doing, swearing, in a box with wheels.

We are all geniuses when we dream.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely; and if you surrender your personal responsibility to a government which promises to take care of you, they will only take care of themselves.

I realized my father's sister Joanne, who died at 19 had instilled her spirit in me.

The new dynamics between brands and consumers, driven by social media, are proving to be a powerful impetus for change.

So I sit there kicked my heels, thinking about New Orleans, and watching a morbid blue-bottle fly attempt to commit suicide by butting his head against the windowpane.

Don't forget! That is to say: remember - because remembering is so much more a psychotic activity than forgetting.