Ulcers Quotes

Ulcers Quote of the day

I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.

I had a tight stomach all the time. I actually developed ulcers. I've learned better than to put all that internal pressure on myself.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

The poor think they will be happy when they become rich. The rich think they will be happy when they are rid of their ulcers.

My bones are brittle, my heart weak and erratic, my esophagus and stomach riddled with ulcers, my reproductive system shot, my immune system useless... I'm not going to have a happy ending.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

There are many other possibilities more enlightening than the struggle to become the local doctor's most affluent ulcer case.

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

One of the lowest points in my life was when I was diagnosed and combated with severe ulcerative colitis which is severe ulcers in you colon that bleed.

The greatest cause of ulcers is mountain-climbing over molehills.

Colds, ulcers, flu, and cancer are things we get. Schizophrenia is something we are.

We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats.

I dont have ulcers, I give them

Bleeding ulcers run in my family, we give them to each other.

Golf is a bloodless sport-if you don't count ulcers.

The sun gives you ulcers, the wind gives you T.B. Once you were beautiful.