Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

If God is your coach, you score the most amazing and unbelievable goals

Never be afraid to write what you believe. If the message speaks the truth, others will fear your words for you.

... vampire ruler Hin Kahur implemented howler aversion therapy.

Transgressions are to be understood and corrected, not dwelt upon or agonized over.

I've always thought of myself as a businesswoman. I have the creative side, but I also have this business sense.

Maybe I'm needy, neurotic, paranoid. Under the circumstances, of course, if I weren't needy, neurotic, and paranoid, I'd obviously be psychotic.

To make mistakes is human, but to profit from them is divine.

I'm a generous host, but I'm a difficult and interfering guest. When I go around to other people's houses and they're cooking, I'm always telling them what to do.

He who steals a little steals with the same wish as he who steals much, but with less power.

I know from my experience it is up to the working people to save themselves. The only way they can save themselves is by a strong working-class movement.