Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same—dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits—the repetition through the ages is comedy.

If you want to be able to recall everything and anything in detail, then you need to be strong enough to feel all bad memories as well.

Outward beauty is the frame for the masterpiece of your soul.

You predicted quick victory. Now it’s going to get hopelessly complicated. Jesus, don’t you know any better than that by now?

I love my mom! You can too for $12!

It is... a just political maxim, that every man must be supposed a knave.

Believe in what you can do and be not deterred by what others say.

God always works through people.

Encouraging children to live healthy lifestyles is something I take very seriously.

Be at your best at all times.