I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

Your headlights don't scare me.

What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

I know that the molecules in my body are traceable to phenomena in the cosmos. That makes me want to grab people on the street and say: ‘Have you HEARD THIS?

A leader or president that never rebukes violence, is like one that takes utter pride in it's rage

It's basic research: shoot an arrow in the air. Where it lands, paint a bullseye.

Every married couple has disputes from time to time, and in every good marriage, an attempt is made to overcome the dispute.

If you aren't going to do something all the way, don't do it.

The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.

God is even kinder than you think.

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our nose is what we see last.

A cheerful look brings joy to the heart.