I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

What do you mean fainted? Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after her first kiss. Had a dreadful case of the vapors.

If I was in a situation where it wasn't working and I had a choice with another man, I'm gonna assess it like a business deal: who is the better person for me?

I thought everybody was in on the joke. But I was the joke.

The very idea of the power and the right of the people to establish government presupposes the duty of every individual to obey the established government.

Your destiny is my destiny. Your happiness is my happiness.

By trying to make things easier for their children, parents can make things much harder for them.

Love and kindness go hand in hand.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

This very moment you can drop all problems because they are your creation.

People have their complexities. They have their heroic moments and their villainous moments, too.

It's mental discipline that sets one apart, the ability to think differently and to generate energy in the right direction.