Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

I would prefer to have one comfortable room well stocked with books to all you could give me in the way of decoration which the highest art could supply.

I want to sling a stone, a small rock into a pool, see it ripple. I want to shake a tree, create a small storm..

When you've been on a ghetto diet your entire life, you're just happy to get a large soda instead of a medium.

Every present moment will offer itself as a window onto eternity, a doorway to the infinite.

What we do is a calling...we make people happy.

Ask me a question. Don't say talk about it, ask me a question. I'm not going to talk about it if it isn't a question.

Integrity means that you are the same in public as you are in private.

Chanting is one of the most traditional and first Yoga practices. It helps to open the throat area and is a great way to learn some Sanskrit and the Yoga Sutra.

No, that's not true. I didn't see his place that much, but he's a good kid and I had fun playing with him.

I was woefully ignorant in the social graces. I was being raised, after all, by Pellinore Warthrop.