A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

Pain ebbs, And like cool balm, An opiate weariness Settles on eye-lids, on relaxed Pale wrists.

Prune the ill branches so that a tree grows.Prune the dilapidated buildings so that a city flourishes.

In my end lies my beginning" Who said that? Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots (1542-1587).

New rules are made when you break one

Hitler was so modern, in that he was obsessed with being famous. He was caught up with this rush to be have achieved greatness before turning 30.

Jason Bourne is supposed to be really sneaky and spry, but as soon as he walks by, everybody pulls out their cell phones and starts recording. That level of fame is wild to see.

If God were small enough to be understood, He would not be big enough to be worshipped.

I like roses, ones with sharp thorns. Pretty to look at but hurts to touch, that's like me.

Too many ads that try not to go over the reader's head end up beneath his notice.

I was lucky with my first film because it had Warhol in it. That was the selling point.