Look, I'm over 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math!

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date.

Sure I think it is healthy to speak the truth, and be who you are, and be proud of that.

Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.

I have to accept the fact that, no matter what I do, it's going to annoy someone.

I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades.

A video taped stage performance is just - you know, it's never gonna be the same as it is if you're sitting there live in the theatre.

It's a cliche, but there really is no handbook about the celebrity thing; you have to figure it out as you go along

I have my aluminum siding business, and that's going like a house afire.

A sitcom is the closest thing for me to doing stage because you work in front of an audience, and if it's well written it can be very satisfying.

Just say “no” to bad attitudes. They may say you are “nobody”. Yes! That’s who you are

Simply put, if you know Jesus and you believe He is still healing people today, He will heal the sick through you.

When you put fear behind the wheel, you're bound to crash, but when you drive in faith the ride will be rough, but preceding into a journey of your lifetime.

We are not punished for our sins, we are punished by them. We can't live with guilt for the whole of our lives..

If the Russians ever decide to atom bomb us, they're certain to drop an especially large one on the plant in Pleasantville.

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

For the most part, quantum theory has been of little practical value in my life.

Your Day Is Your Life

When the lightning strikes but one, not one only does it terrify.

The will is stronger than anything else. Everything must go down before the will, for it comes from God. A pure and strong will is omnipotent.