[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Understanding the beauty of our humanity unlocks the power of our spirituality.

What could be a better use of your time than establishing a game plan for your life?

The greatest honor is the right direction one is turned into by the Holy Spirit

If you must begin then go all the way, because if you begin and quit, the unfinished business you have left behind begins to haunt you all the time.

Taxes should be lower, flatter, and simpler, in that order.

Every condition of the soul has its own sign and expression...So you will see how hard it is to seem original without being so.

It's sort of interesting how, when you get older, things that were once so important sort of fall away.

I do think that really great music will divide people, and people will love and hate it at the same time.

The lessons learned as we try to build ever more sophisticated nanomachines will almost certainly inform our understanding of the origins of life.

There is nothing as special as watching greatness.