Star quality: I don't know what it is, but I've got it.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

The “right time’ is now. Go onward and fulfill your dream.

A Man Without A Goal Is A Man Without A Future.

Your desire for increase is a sign that we are alive

The word of God is more powerful when put into action than when only spoken.

Real pirates were better than in movies, more daring and terrifying and cunning than any screenwriter could imagine. They operated during the Golden Age of Piracy, from 1650 to 1720.

Everyone takes surveys. Whoever makes a statement about human behavior has engaged in a survey of some sort.

You have to meet people where they are, and sometimes you have to leave them there.

There's no such thing as business ethics; there's just ethics. And ethics makes no concessions for the real or imagined necessities of making a profit.

The instant people specialize, its in their interest to dehumanize the people their specialized function operates upon.