Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Tom Brady's balls" Nothing more than a publicity stunt to keep the NFL Network from losing San Francisco's market share.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Look out Below!" Air Asia's catchy new advertising slogan.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Forgiveness" Steroids for the Soul.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Humility" If you don't have it, you're gonna get it.

Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got dead.

Wisdom of the Ages "Unsuccessful Town Slogans" Sequim (WA)- "We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Government" Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Unsuccessful pick-up lines" 'My parole ends today, let's celebrate!

Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Just like me in 2003, it looks like Brian Williams ended up "Between Iraq and a Hard Place.

I think it's a fallacy that the harder you practice the better you get.

I've been around longer than most of my fans have been alive.

Inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive.

We understand nature by resisting it.

Emulation admires and strives to imitate great actions; envy is only moved to malice.

I like being hired to do more and more stuff. Carry more and more responsibility. It's nice I'm getting that trust.

They [the US] get our oil and give us a worthless piece of paper.

I think Patsy Cline made country music classy. She just opens her mouth, and it's just heavenly.

I often wonder if I was destined to be a composer. I think I decided and I followed my star.

Prayer is a declaration of dependence upon God.