Speaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

You carry/All the ingredients/To turn your life into a nightmare--/Don't mix them!

a good friendship is beneficial to both, a bought friend is a free enemy that no one can afford.

I miss your silent stature, your avoided days of disaster, your present state of distress.I’m cinnamon, cloves and fire, you are the rested cedarwood of desire.

The heathen could only be eliminated as a force if their culture was completely erased.

God never loses sight of the treasure which He has placed in our earthen vessels.

Those who have nothing have only their discipline.

All violence consists in some people forcing others, under threat of suffering or death, to do what they do not want to do.

All adventures, especially into new territory, are scary.

It's great to know that young black girls are seeing themselves on TV as leading ladies, and I'm part of that. It's just such an honor.

How easy it is to think well of ourselves. Until the moment is upon us, we can never be certain.