Son of a—Rora?” Blake slid out of the crater he’d just made in the wall. “Crap. What are you doing here?” He saw my wrist. “Handcuffs? I definitely want that story.

I shot him daggers. Along with swords, scythes, scalpels, shivs, shanks, stilettos, and any other sharp weapon I could think of that began with an “s.

Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. “Alone at last.”“I’m right here, ” Logan said.“Maybe you shouldn’t be.

He took her into his arms again, using all his strength to be gentle, and let his lips touch hers so lightly he could hardly feel it.

Speak your mind, even though your voice shakes.

My goal, whenever entering a project, is always to gain 12 pounds.

There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of the time you're really hearing the first conversation between me and that guy on the podcast.

There is a line between a definite maybe and an indefinite yes.

It took me many years to understand that my identity is more Israeli than Jewish.

Tedium is the bane of immortality.

Victory awaits him who has everything in order - luck, people call it.

Success means different things to different people. To me, the greatest quality of successful human beings is the ability to love.