Show business pays you a lot of money, because eventually you’re gonna get screwed.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

The sea is very beautiful and gives us many things, but it must be understood and respected, or it will slap you ...

...nothing momentous comes in this world unless it comes on the shoulders of kindness.

Shipping by sea produces 1/60 the emissions of shipping by air and about 1/5 that of trucking.

Chrestomanci smiled and swept out of the room like a very long procession of one person.

The longer they hang out, the deeper the history, the richer the life. If you use that as a template or as a way of realizing things, then I don't think you can go wrong.

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

Empathy comes from being empathized with.

Art is not consciousness per se, but rather its antidote- evolved from within consciousness itself.

Transnational terrorism, in the form of the Salafi Jihadist movement, is fundamentally a function of globalization.

The only thing worse than losing an employee you have trained is keeping an employee you haven't trained.