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Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.


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Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.



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So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?





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