She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

There can never be peace between nations until there is first known that true peace which is within the souls of men.

I have raised for myself a monument more durable than brass.

People often ask if I have a favorite song that I've written. And the answer is yes, but it depends on the day and what mood I'm in.

All the time spent idly, is spent wickedly, and is unfaithfulness to our masters.

I couldn't give you something mediocre even if that's all you asked for.

I do tend to think that things that have incredibly long time horizons often do involve market failures.

I think society is entitled to recognize marriage as an institution that involves one man and one woman.

We've lost our moral foundation, which allows us to go this far over. So I don't blame Trump. I just think he is what he is. We're the ones who let that happen. We should be looking at ourselves.

Anthroposophy is not a game, nor just a theory; it is a task that must be faced for the sake of human evolution.

A man isn't tiny or giant enough to defeat anything.