She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

Beautiful girls, are a bit like been there, done that. Once you have had one, the mystery is gone.

Art exists not inside the piece itself, but inside the mind of the viewer.

Inflation is determined by money supply growth.

Why should you mind being wrong if someone can show you that you are?

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

It is not like a premonition of death. It is as if she died a long time ago, and she just now remembered it.

Empathy makes you more aware of other people's suffering, but it's not clear it actually motivates you to take moral action or prevents you from taking immoral action.

The what is so much more important than how.

I don't care what you think unless it is about me...

Close encounters are bad. Bad for the animal, as it causes stress, and bad for me for exactly the same reason.