Gail Parent Quotes

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.