Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

Women helped each other in ways small and large every day, without thinking, and that was what kept them going even when the world came up with new and exciting ways to crush them.

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

Sometimes I try my hand at turning out small profundities and uncertain short stories, but I always end up with just one single word: God.

Fate and necessity are unconquerable.

Nobody forces you to work at Wal-Mart. Start your own business! Sell something to Wal-Mart!

The best thing that's ever happened to me is my daughter. To be a Mom is the best thing in the world. You know, that's all I really wanted to do after I had finished doing films.

When you're growing up in a family without a lot of money and four boys, it can't always be, 'Let's go see a specialist, see if you're okay.' If you got hurt, you just walked it off.

I wish Peeta were here to hold me, until I remember I'm not supposed to wish that anymore. I have chosen Gale and the rebellion, and a future with Peeta is the Capitol's design, not mine.

The genuine and simple religion of Jesus will one day be restored: such as it was preached and practiced by Himself.