In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold.

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer.

Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt.

Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation.

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she?

Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories?

When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation.

the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole.

Leadership is the right combination of Integrity and Repect for others.The Success of anyone worth remembering is the TRUTH in their actions~bns

Mediocrity is ‘purpose’ left to rot in minds ensnared in the deluded rationalization that vision is nothing more than a collection of fanciful dreams constructed by an imaginary God.

I wish dogs understood: 'We're going in five minutes.

Immediate work, even poor, is worth more than dreams.

My music is simple stuff. Anybody can sit down, look at a set of symbols and produce sounds the music represents.

I photograph what interests me. I'm not saying anything different.

Yesterday one has wished, to-day one attains the madly longed-for object, and to-morrow one will blush to think that one ever desired it.

We hunger for nobility: the rare words and acts that harmonize simplicity and truth.

The world may be full of fourth-rate writers but it's also full of fourth-rate readers.

In America, we no longer have an institutionalized, organized way of calling business to task - of taking them to account for what they've done - and this is especially true in the cultural realm.