Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable.

I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them.

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

I DJ and I'm a harsh critic of DJs.

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

I'm not a media darling. I'm forever the outsider, for whatever the reason is.

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

I do a lot of cultural material that's based on my traveling around the world. I basically just report what I've seen and where I've been.

I love being a dad, and I'm a great dad.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

Socialism is an insurance policy bought by all the members of a national economy to shield them from risk. But the result is to shield them from knowledge of the real dangers and opportunities.

She's a skilled and swift fight, and I know she'll pass on her training on to you.

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.

I became Vulnerability TED, like an action figure - like Ninja Barbie, but I'm Vulnerability TED.

Had the decision belonged to Senator Kerry, Saddam Hussein would still be in power today in Iraq. In fact, Saddam Hussein would almost certainly still be in control of Kuwait.

You have to be yourself, as models come in all sorts of shapes and sizes. There are girls out there who are more voluptuous and they work better for different sorts of stories.

Why focus on what somebody might think? Nobody talks [on TV] like people really talk most of the time.

For me, the singer is actually the most important element. When I work with someone, it all comes down to whether I like the singer or not.

It is essential that there should be organization of labor. This is an era of organization. Capital organizes and therefore labor must organize.