Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable.

I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them.

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

I DJ and I'm a harsh critic of DJs.

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

I'm not a media darling. I'm forever the outsider, for whatever the reason is.

I do a lot of cultural material that's based on my traveling around the world. I basically just report what I've seen and where I've been.

I love being a dad, and I'm a great dad.

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?

Many preach that do this way, do that way, have faith, speak the truth, have patience. These are all results (effects). How can results be changed?

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched- they must be felt with the heart.

You do what you have to do. That's who you seem to be to me, anyway. You're one who does what he has to do.

Follow your intuition, listening to your dreams, your inner voice to guide you.

What's done to the children is done to society.

Where there is no waste, there is no want.

Today's bread does not eliminate yesterday's hunger, much less that of tomorrow.

We are nonviolent with people who are nonviolent with us.

The referee was only five or seven yards away from that incident.