I don't make the stereotypes, I just see them.

Self-worth and financial worth become indistinguishable.

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody thinks all the time, but can't say out loud.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white.

I DJ and I'm a harsh critic of DJs.

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan.

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He's like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you'd expect that combination to be.

I'm not a media darling. I'm forever the outsider, for whatever the reason is.

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life.

I do a lot of cultural material that's based on my traveling around the world. I basically just report what I've seen and where I've been.

I love being a dad, and I'm a great dad.

Religious liberty might be supposed to mean that everybody is free to discuss religion. In practice it means that hardly anybody is allowed to mention it.

When we are healthy, wealthy and powerful, we forget about our mortality. It’s only when irreparable cracks set in that we come back to reality.

In human affairs of danger and delicacy successful conclusion is sharply limited by hurry.

Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.

History is written by winners.

The structure of your practice is the main reason for your success or lack of success as a coach

If somebody attacks me with words, I'm always like, Do you know me? Do you know me that well? Let's have a beer and talk about it.

A work is finished when an artist realizes his intentions.

Dying young is the easy way out. It's much harder to keep your edge and keep it going.

I am a completely horizontal author. I can't think unless I'm lying down, either in bed or stretched on a couch.