Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Every Friday is black where I work.

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

If you are financially affluent, think of adopting a kid and raise him or her right next to your biological offspring. And let your love become the proof of your parenthood, instead of your DNA.

In the beginning, the taste of power is sweet, savored on the tongue, like fine wine. It whispers promises in your ear and pretends to be your friend. It is easy to become addicted to this feeling.

I think of death only with tranquility, as an end. I refuse to let death hamper life. Death must enter life only to define it.

In the 21st century, I think the heroes will be the people who will improve the quality of life, fight poverty and introduce more sustainability.

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either.

I think in the U.S., the border fence is no longer an immigration issue primarily; it's a security issue.

We end up with the contradictory picture of a society that appears to throw its doors wide open to women, but translates her every step towards success as having been damaging.

It is as expedient that a wicked man be punished as that a sick man be cured by a physician; for all chastisement is a kind of medicine.

I love mockumentaries. When they're done right, they're really good.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.