Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Every Friday is black where I work.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Men. You can't live with them, you can't... no. That's about it.

A true man will treat a woman how she treats herself, you can't expect to be a queen when your disrespecting your own crown.

Kissing with the tip of the tongue is like ice-cream melting. It was he who taught me that a kiss has a soul and colour of its own.

Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam.

Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.

I'm very headstrong and I know what I want from life. I listen to peoples' opinions, but a lot of the time I'll trust my own instincts. I'm also really clumsy, so I'm always getting hurt.

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

Sad to hear news about Michael Weiner, deepest condolences to his loved ones. His sacrifices as head of players union will not be forgotten.

Is the sea drying up? It is going up into mist and coming down on us in this water spout, the rain. It raineth every day, and the weather represents our tearful despair on a large scale.

Finding beauty in the dissonance.