The Covert Comic Quotes

If we get a 3D printer at the office, the first thing I’m printing with it is a new 3D printer just for me!

Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.

The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.

I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.

Paradigm shift: does that come before swing shift or after?

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Every Friday is black where I work.

Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.

Black graffiti on a black helicopter.

Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter.