(Rush are) like the JD Salinger of Canadian Prog Rock

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Hoax needed to complete the premises of truth.

How can you make efficiency a habit, and an enjoyable one at that?

When you're a little kid, you want the ball. You don't want to play defense. When you get the ball, basically you can do whatever you want.

One thing that's good about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow.

But you're so busy changing the world Just one smile can change all of mine

I know I am dying, but my deathbed is a bed of roses. I have no thorns planted upon my dying pillow. Heaven is already begun!

For me, hour-long drama was always the thing I felt the most comfortable doing, and I've played so many dramatic roles in the theater.

Coming back to Yes is like never having left. Even when I have not been in the band, I have always felt part of it.

We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something.

The arms are fair, When the intent of bearing them is just.