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Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.


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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.



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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.



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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.



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