The cruelest thing you can do to an artist is tell them their work is flawless when it isn't

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

The main problem I always have with multiplayer is that human beings are grabby, entitled, selfish, ugly, stupid, evil cockstoppers.

So, Americans, then. Self-appointed vigilante defenders of the world, kind of like Superman, if Superman was retarded and only fought crime when he felt like it.

Reality is a cruel and unintuitive place with frustrating gameplay mechanics. (Press X to thanklessly toil your life away)

He who trades pacing for gimmicky open-world freedom deserves neither.

There's something terribly weird about the standard fantasy setting--not least of which the fact the phrase "standard fantasy setting" can be uttered without irony.

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

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We do not learn for the benefit of anyone, we learn to unlearn ignorance.

The whole duty of our existence is fear God.

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me.

Remember, your goal is to trade well, not to trade often.

I draw on my memories but blended with a lot of fantasy.

I’m telling you, trouble is like the ocean. It covers two thirds of the world.

I wanted to be a political science professor and go to school in Boston. I never wanted to be a big, famous movie star and TV star. It kind of found me.

Politics is like navigation in a sea without charts, and wise men live the lives of pilgrims.

I'm at the mercy of others because I'm not a director. I'm not a producer. I'm not a writer.

The power that dominates cannot solve world problems. The power that loves can solve world problems.