REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

We live in a society where mutual respect and appreciation should be considered one of the pillars of modern life.

The aim of literature ... is the creation of a strange object covered with fur which breaks your heart.

You can't win an argument with an argument.

Strike was used to playing archaeologist among the ruins of people’s traumatised memories

The force of necessity is irresistible.

The enlightened teacher is someone who has become absorbed in eternity. While they may have a body like others, the essence of their being is light.

I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.

The Dark Side of the Moon has flash - the true flash that comes from the excellence of a superb performance.

I am inspired by life, past experiences, what's to come, women around me, art, colors, paintings, and emotions.

Despair gives the shocking ease to the mind that a mortification gives to the body.