Put your good where it does the most.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

Any conscious or unconscious thought, love, or actions will bring more energy in your life.

I'm not particularly precious about the theatrical experience any more.

I'm not bored with my life. I'm not just making the records and touring, I would find that boring.

I drive a car till it turns to dust, then I sweep up the dust and ride on the dust.

If I did not love the things that I do, how could I spend my life doing this? You have to invest what you spend your life doing with pleasure.

The travel ban that was imposed by the [Donald Trump] administration is a very direct reverberation of 9/11.

ONE OF THE GREATEST EXPERIENCES IN LIFE IS ACHIEVING PERSONAL GOALS THAT OTHERS SAID WOULD BE, 'IMPOSSIBLE TO ATTAIN.' BE PROUD OF YOUR SUCCESS AND SHARE YOUR STORY WITH OTHERS.

I was an only child, eventually.

You can definitely become a victim and let people completely destroy your life.

A woman only obliges a man to secrecy, that she may have the pleasure of telling herself.