Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Serving people with love and compassion is the best way to bring them to Christ

Reading is going toward something that is about to be, and no one yet knows what it will be.

Real relations are not what we make. It's what time makes.

Sometimes both your mind and thoughts are paying the cost of your stupid heart.

Love boldly.Love boundlessly.Love benevolently.Love blessedly.

Being on a movie set is like one long financial crisis.

He feels all our sorrows, needs, and burdens as his own. That is why it is said that the sufferings of believers are called the sufferings of Christ.

I performed stand-up because I didn't have to ask anyone's permission. My set was never joke-centric. It was a performance.

You need to wake up if you want to dream.

A non-frightening zombie is a lame zombie.