And I also thought that Richard Nixon was the greatest political education we have ever had, but it looks like we need to relearn them again.

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.

you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.

We can make a difference and have fun doing it

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.

we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Sure, I could of done it different... put my clown in a closet and dressed up in straight clothing. I could of compromised my essence, and swallowed my soul.

Death was Patrick Henry's second choice.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Faith sees the invisible believes the incredible and receives the impossible.

I've given up looking for a boyfriend. That's not to say I won't be interested if the right guy comes along. But I'm not in a hurry.

I think theatricality is just one way of performing. I don't think it's a better way or the way, but it's my way.

I've always been obsessed by visual art as I have been by music personally, but that doesn't mean anything professionally.

Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others).

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

But the big feature of human-level intelligence is not what it does when it is works but what it does when it's stuck.

Nothing not built with hands of course is sacred. But here is not a question of what's sacred; Rather of what to face or run away from. I'd hate to be a runaway from nature.

You want to feel that you can do something creative that you love without being picked apart and mutilated for other people's pleasure.

...And Sunday's the one day I rest, give thanks, and bless.