Prostitutes, more than any other profession, help keep American marriages together.

New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

They took away our land, our language, and our religion; but they could never harness our tongues.

The terrorist is the one with the small bomb.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

The only thing I envy in young people is their livers.

Meanwhile, allow me to be me ….in all forms.

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

To do more, is not necessarily to do better.

The present fashion system is too hard - there are too many collections. The designers have no time to think! Money is too important. Schedules are too crazy.

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ?

I’m afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.

Face your fears and stop allowing the mind to hold you captive.

Happy will the house be in which the relationships are formed from character.

You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite.

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.