Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Without sacrifice, true love is incomprehensible.

Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does.

Be patient in trials, watchful in prayer, and never cease working.

I only enjoy legs day! For my training, it's sort of vital and I've learned to love it, I think.

Its difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind

Listening to advice often accomplishes far more than heeding it.

I was fortunate in that I attended university in Canada in the early 1970s when you could take a true liberal arts degree with no programmes, majors or minors.

People can refute your facts, but never your feelings.

To doubt the experience is to discourage it. Let it be developed, see what is in it.

An actor's job is to embrace emotions and situations that in real life we spend all of our time running away from.