Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the men's room at the Astor!

To me, love has always meant friendship.

I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.

Men like me because I dont wear a brassiere. Women like me because I dont look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

There is a God, even in Hollywood.

I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.

I like any dog that makes me look good when it stands next to me.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.

I believe knowledge ought to be gained without a dollar amount added to it.

What is a demanding pleasure that demands the use of ones mind! Not in the sense of problem solving, but in the sense of exercising discrimination, judgment, awareness.

I like writing on piano and a computer, and a lot of 'Plans' came out of samples and vocal lines.

If I have a swing, I have a shot.

I drink a lot of water and always try to stay hydrated.

Some critics will say Coca-Cola made a marketing mistake. Some cynics will say that we planned the whole thing. The truth is we are not that dumb, and we are not that smart.

There is always a certain noise in applause: even in the applause we give ourselves.

It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth.

Tonight I feel like a prisoner on fire, waiting desperately... denied, sentenced forever more. Only your love can set me free.