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Classic Insult Quotes: "If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised."

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.



Classic Insult Quotes: "A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.




Classic Insult Quotes: "An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it."

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.



Classic Insult Quotes: "He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more."

He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.




Classic Insult Quotes: "She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B."

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.



Classic Insult Quotes: "CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets."

CASSIO: Dost thou hear, my honest friend?CLOWN: No, I hear not your honest friend, I hear you.CASSIO: Prithee, keep up thy quillets.



Classic Insult Quotes: "I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.




Classic Insult Quotes: "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.



Classic Insult Quotes: "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it."

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.



Classic Insult Quotes: "He has Van Gogh’s ear for music."

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.