Philosophy begins when you don't know where to look for an answer.

Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.

All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.

I can't feel bad about being who I am, just like the girl next to me can't feel bad about being who she is. Because a rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose.

We all have bad days, but one thing is true; no cloud is so dark that the sun can't shine through.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I must have been a koala in my past life.

[Autobiographies] are all the same - it's always rags-to-riches or I-slept-with-so-and-so. Damned if I'm going to say that.

We are capable of learning any art.

Beware the ideas of March... just one little letter changes the whole meaning. I love the way worms can do that.

There's magic in the words. In the right order, they can make you cry, make you smile, or even make you stronger. But only if you have tasted a life that's worth living.

Love is a heart smile.

My main message is to the parents of Trayvon Martin. You know, if I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.

Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!

I love great coats, and I pay a lot of attention to them and own a lot of them.

Never once have I thought that Social Security would be something that would ever be available to me.

You'll have pie in the sky when you die.

It is simple impertinence for any man, or any body of men, to begin, or to contemplate, reform of the whole world.