Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

And thus we all are nighingThe truth we fear to know:Death will end our cryingFor friends that come and go.

Only five books tonight, Mommy, " she says.No, Olivia, just one."How about four?"Two."Three."Oh, all right, three. But that's it!

Practice kindness - particularly when you feel irritated or things are not going well. Kindness hardly ever goes wrong.

Why did the regime put me in prison in the first place? I was put in prison for six years and it has been all illegal.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

Only by being both deity and humanity could Jesus Christ bridge the gap between where God is.

The extreme pleasure we take in speaking of ourselves should make us apprehensive that it gives hardly any to those who listen to us.

The moment somebody becomes famous, 15 years gets knocked off their life. They're gonna get divorced a few times, they're gonna be addicted to things, they're gonna be in therapy.

I grew up around strong women; weak men were pickled and salted. The women wouldn't waste time raising a weak boy.